Fronds The most fashionable part of the plant. See Kitri’s summer collection.
Darius in Atlanta Soothsayer, guru – or just really stoned. Hey, whatever works.
Banker hair See Léa Seydoux’s slicked look at the Louis Vuitton Cruise show.
4:3 Music platform made by Boiler Room, described as Netflix for the underground. Soon to be cult.
Weezer’s Rosanna Fans begged the band to cover Toto’s Africa. Instead they covered Rosanna, supposedly about Rosanna Arquette. Perfect.
Croissants and chocolate milk Jane Birkin’s breakfast as a teen in Provence. Peak indulgence.
‘Kisses’ as a signoff No. We’ll accept XOXO for Gossip Girl reasons, or emojis. Spelling things out is so beta.
Back-drip We didn’t know it had a name until GQ gave it one. Ew.
Carrots as the new avocados By which we mean, self-checkout shoppers are pretending the latter are the former and saving a fortune.
Platonic ghosting Pal suggests a drink. You ask where. Texts stop. Classic trope of summer socialising.
Shearling sliders By The Row. Awfully sweaty for £800.
Bay windowsills On the way out, in favour of squarer, bigger rooms. Sigh: where to put our succulents?